What is wrong with me??

Caution Not So Pretty Pictures...

So I have been Sick since Monday...ya know with the cold thingy that is going around. Every day somthing new comes. Wed. My throat is feeling just fine but I can't breath! Thurs. My throat is killing me and I can breath pretty much just fine. Firday, I wake up and I can't breath my throat is killing me AND I have a cough!! Yep....it just all sucks, and I have been gone from work since Monday. (Monday was a holiday so since Tuesday I guess) AND then on top of all of this I have a rash/bump/spot/itch thingy going on. This all started a week ago.

I woke up with 5 or 6 itchy bumps on my butt. Since I can not see my butt I went to Dr. Mom's house and MADE her look at them. She had NO idea what they were. Well they went away until 2 days ago. I woke up with about 34 (yes I counted) more. They were on my belly, side, boob, and starting to go down my leg. They are just itchy little buggers!! So yesterday I went in to a Dr. and he said "I am pretty sure you have eczema (not to be confused with emfizema, I call it that and I kinda don't smoke even though it sounds like I do!!). Here is some itch cream. Let me know if it does not get better." So I went home and had my Daddy give me a wonderful blessing.

Today I woke up with 4 or 5 new things around my knees. Mom said to go in to her dermatologists. So I got an emergency appointment with him today. (May I just add that BOTH of these wonderful Doctors are HIMS and they get to look and my wonderful IN SHAPE itchy red bumpy body!!) So I get in to Dr. Frenchy and he is with his student (also a HIM) and they pull up my gown to look at my belly and they just don't know what it is. So they do a scraping on 2 of the bumps. And they keep looking and keep asking questions and then they deside that they are going to leave me on the cream from the day before and they are going also put me on an antihistamine as well. THEN he desides that he ALSO wants to do a BIOPSY of the newer bumps that came today. MAN do those not feel so good. I am just glad that it was one of the knee ones and NOT the belly!! I have to go back in 10 days to get the stiches out. Wonderful day, I know!!

So lets just say that I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO BE AT WORK RIGHT NOW!!!

Here comes the best part. I took pictures!! So you can just leave the blog site now if you don't want to see my wonderful flat NO strech marked up belly with all of the bumps and the biopsy site, yep already took off the band-aid to look at it. UM so I really don't know where the bruise came from, I wake up with those too, I really just think that my husband is beating me in the middle of the night. Cause he don't have none of these symptoms!!
Again I am sorry....this has convinced me...I am in need for some working out!!I know I am a baby...but look I gots an owie!!